Thursday, January 07, 2016

Yet People Say Romance Is Dead

The Smoking Gun: Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer’s gift store, according to police.

6 comments:

Deb said...

Oddly enough, shoplifting from Spencer's was only the second-worst choice he made that day.

Jeff Meyerson said...

Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes.

He sounds like a keeper ti me!

Unknown said...

I sent a link to my girlfriend, who said that those cheap vibrators aren't as good as the nicer brabnds.

Rick Robinson said...

Oral sex candy? What will they think of next?

Deb said...

Follow-up. They now want their wedding to be paid for via GoFundMe:

http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/01/sex_toy_bandits_engaged_at_wal.html

Unknown said...

I will not be helping out.