Sunday, June 11, 2017

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

POLICE BLOTTER: A 60-year-old man angered by another man’s refusal to give him a cigarette attacked the victim with a donut he found on the ground.

2 comments:

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

Good thing he didn't find a machete.

Dan said...

When donuts are outlawed......