Saturday, April 11, 2015

You Know You Can't Wait

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre: When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground water way to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately, for a group of female prisoners on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!  

Trailer at the link.

6 comments:

Jeff Meyerson said...

Just shut up and sell me a ticket.

Jeff

mybillcrider said...

Women in prison! Sharks! Land Sharks! I mean, what more could you want?

Rick Robinson said...

Well, are there also big swamp snakes? And cheeseburgers? And alligators?

Deb said...

I suspect those sharks are pretty good at removing women's clothing in extremely creative ways.

Anonymous said...

I've got to get that poster.

John D

Mel Odom said...

OMG! I should have THOUGHT of this!